Thursday, September 23, 2010

blood of the lamb

rectitude and certitude co mingle with fundamentalist drivel headline crashed wall street-- for a day.

rival of ole shows has exhumed "queen for a day" but promises in new manifestation that -peabrainism will dominate-

paper roses and card board throne will be used to save on expense-- subtitle smell the roses brought to you by doctor heel and his nose jobs. well done!

It is reported that more peers like marc quit the news, after exposure to above news releases from murky media titled "cash from trash".

Wednesday, September 22, 2010

yup yup hooie

Today it was announced that Harvard and University of Chicago maybe Yale but not Princeton will create a new school within their business buildings. It will be close to their economic departments. It is to be called the school of SQUIRLISM.

The faculties have not yet been fiscalized but officials assure they will not have tails of tears.

They will be gray haired, since only senior fellows with large spreads are allowed. Their jowls will be huge. The faculty will be chosen for there ability to knaw and chew especially those hard to crack nuts. All will be able to survive winter.

i walk the plank- no i did not buy stocks

well long absinthe from blogging i was reminded . yes this will be topped out blindfolded it is a plank! i walk

Today -you read it hear. Obama will step down and retune to , as so many of his staff are now doing, a resort, wait to end of term(2years) and -admit i have had it yes !!!-

so Hillary and scarahha will engage in the next eeelections. henceforth, in aWERICA political contest become known as erections (an inexcusable typo or Internet slip-up--oh you ole leer)

Since awerica is fond of construed identities WHEN IT COMES ah i mean came to politicians hilary will be by far-- out right accused of being a man. sarAH A demure ole apron in 5 inch heels- cleaning old cans from the cache by hurling them at todd hours- he promises to not flood the whole lawn for a piper cub landing strip. "moose will graze on white house grass" will be a fea slogan OF BLONDS.

booksellers will point out paperback covers of the forties and fifties which cunnuling show a blond lady and a dark haired lady embrace or fight (kiss?)--at least on the cover- surface- leading us to snicker about whats within-- though it is clearly a lesbian conspicery to eliminate men- a sub text of the 2012 erection.

It will be a most exciting riotous exercise press hee haw day-- and pundits will say why did we wait so long. (women running at high office) THIS IS the second coming thank you lord for erectionsWI

a fetal CONJECTURE OF THIS CONTEST WILL BE A CLAIM THAT THE SEQUESTERING OF MALE --SPERM-- IN GOVERNED BANKS. NEITHER LADY WILL CONFIRM OR LET DIE such talk- and move on to mall all digressions.