Today it was announced that Harvard and University of Chicago maybe Yale but not Princeton will create a new school within their business buildings. It will be close to their economic departments. It is to be called the school of SQUIRLISM.
The faculties have not yet been fiscalized but officials assure they will not have tails of tears.
They will be gray haired, since only senior fellows with large spreads are allowed. Their jowls will be huge. The faculty will be chosen for there ability to knaw and chew especially those hard to crack nuts. All will be able to survive winter.
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